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On What To Do After You Barf at Per Se

She made it past the elimination round. Nyuk.

Posted on January 9, 2012 at 3:00 pm 0

On Depressed People Have A Better Understanding Of How Badly Life Sucks

I knew I was going to read some depressing shit like this today. Happens every time. FML.

Posted on May 26, 2011 at 1:23 pm 0

On Senate Candidate Learns Important Lesson About Constitution

Delaware legislature considering change to state motto: "Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here."

Posted on October 19, 2010 at 12:49 pm 0

On Blogger Arrested at Public Event by Senate Candidate Joe Miller's Private Security

New ad for Joe the Beard: "I am not a tin-pot dictator surrounding myself with jack-booted thugs. I am you."

Posted on October 18, 2010 at 2:54 pm 0

On Blogger Arrested at Public Event by Senate Candidate Joe Miller's Private Security

Just our man Joe showing his true colors. Red and Black. Dominance and Submission. Guess which side you're on?

Posted on October 18, 2010 at 12:55 pm 0

On Blogger Arrested at Public Event by Senate Candidate Joe Miller's Private Security

same smell

Posted on October 18, 2010 at 12:52 pm 0

On Christine O'Donnell Knew About Treasury Bonds Back In 2006

ther = other

Posted on October 4, 2010 at 3:58 pm 0

On Christine O'Donnell Knew About Treasury Bonds Back In 2006

Better not tell her about our ther friends, the Saudis.

Posted on October 4, 2010 at 3:57 pm 0

On Footnotes of Mad Men: The Delinquent Hero on Hands and Knees

A great moment in last night's episode, the scene where Don pukes and you are there just above the bowl as he raises his head. Toilet-cam's shining moment; you can almost smell the reality. Also, I now fear this whole mess will end very badly, the animated falling man no longer a metaphor. Someone is going to die that way. Not Don, maybe Roger.

Posted on September 27, 2010 at 1:29 pm 0

On How Many Whales Did You Kill Today?

The greater crime of wastefulness is that I do not even get to eat these whales which I have apparently spent so much time and money killing. Also, my jar of tartar sauce is left wanting.

Posted on September 24, 2010 at 12:15 pm 0