By pengin on Former LAPD Detective Names Biggie's Killer

So the prosecution of Suge is the fireworks factory, then.

Posted on March 9, 2012 at 2:12 pm 2

By camelface on 46 Things to Read and See for David Foster Wallace's 50th Birthday

I'll just bang this out at lunch!

Posted on February 21, 2012 at 12:09 pm 1

By Dan Kois on Sharon Van Etten Just Going to Be the Latest Lady to Leave Us

What the hell did Gillian Welch do to you besides put out a great album this year?

Posted on February 8, 2012 at 3:02 pm 1

By Hamilton on Dick Joke

Haha this is very great.

Posted on February 6, 2012 at 4:59 pm 1

By Ben@twitter on Let's Bomb the Falklands!

Yeah, the Falklands war is one of those rare "just" wars. We Brits defended a load of hardy, culturally British sheep-tinkerers from a junta who did things like throw nuns out of aeroplanes. And losing the war caused the junta to collapse.

Maybe Thatcher could have seen the invasion coming and nipped it in the bud, and mayyyybe she deliberately let sneaky Alan Argie invade for political advantage, but I don't think there's much solid evidence that either of those are true. If she was that sneaky then we won't know until something incriminating gets declassified. Oh, and the war did help the bitch get re-elected, but I blame the idiot general population of KCI for that.

I read some of the first-person accounts of the military action, and it turns out there was some actual bayonet fighting. That's like super-sized knife crime that you can't be prosecuted for. What's not to like?

Posted on January 31, 2012 at 12:52 pm 2

By Smitros on Midwest-Based Man Unable to Find Pleasing Meals

But they've got some crazy little women there. Did he get him one?

Posted on January 11, 2012 at 11:07 am 5

By Mr. B on Straight People Easily Shamed by Pharmacy Trips

@BadUncle "Homer, whatever it is you're planning for tonight, count me out."

Posted on January 5, 2012 at 3:26 pm 5