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On A Friendly PSA: It's "Kenan." Yes. Kenan Thompson.

He's the "ahn-DRAY-uh" Zuckerman of the cast.

Or, Keenen Ivory Wayans became famous first, and the Universe has decided, "well, we've locked down how we spell that name."

Wait, is Megh-not-Meg short for MEEgan-not-MEG-an?

I'm just playing. Everyone's allowed to spell and pronouce their names however they want. The Universe tends toward chaos anyway...

Posted on November 8, 2013 at 10:00 am 1

On Meditations on Glasgow with Gerard Butler

More than a decade after breaking up with someone from Glasgow, I had to double-check that Gerard is a fan of the "correct" team. (Celtic, and yes.) He should choose better movies, though.

Posted on March 20, 2013 at 2:44 pm 0

On Modern Love: A (Likely!) Statistical Breakdown Of The Weekly 'New York Times' Column

I've taken to calling the column "Shitty Love."

Posted on January 18, 2013 at 9:57 am 0

On Why Does Pret A Manger Think Americans Are Stupid?

@blergh I get a lot of free coffees there, too! I just assumed it was because they felt bad they were enabling my ham & cheese croissant addiction (supplemented by a "posh fruit cup" to make it a balanced-ish brekkie).

Posted on January 15, 2013 at 10:48 am 0

On Happy Birthday Sheila E.

@Pandemic Endemic Without love, it ain't much!

Posted on December 12, 2012 at 2:45 pm 0

On The G Train Is Back! Who Thought We'd Miss That!?

It caught me off guard this morning, as I mistakenly bounded onto a G at 7th Avenue before realizing that a) The G was back and b) They were rolling big-boy size G trains.

Posted on November 7, 2012 at 1:14 pm 0

On The Woolworth Building Has a Nice Lobby and the Terrorists Are Still Winning

I did the exact same thing when I had a seminar in the NYU owned part of the building. I was excited to check out the lobby, then was scooted 'roud the corner to the NYU entrance. To say that crummy beige entrance was a letdown was an understatement.

Posted on October 24, 2012 at 2:12 pm 0

On Ask Polly: Should I Quit My Job To Be An Artist?

@bassknives Then she can go be an artist, too!

Posted on October 17, 2012 at 3:12 pm 1

On Ask Polly: Should I Quit My Job To Be An Artist?

Pro tip: examine your ambivalent feelings toward being a father before you have three fucking kids. Rebecca, please emotionally (and otherwise) steel yourself for life as a single parent.

Posted on October 17, 2012 at 1:46 pm 2

On What The Universe And Your Ass Have In Common

"You're here in Brooklyn. Brooklyn is not expanding!"

Posted on October 4, 2012 at 3:36 pm 0