On How To Make Awesome Pot Brownies
The last time I ate pot baked-goods I thought everyone on the M104 bus was going to rape me. I raced home to my bedroom, locked the door and listened to a crowd of people try to break down my bedroom window so they could quarter me and fondle my entrails. I think I'll pass on these, admittedly awesome looking, brownies.
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On That Northwestern "Human Sexuality" Class Was The Best Course I Ever Took
CNN posted an article regarding the blog "Born this Way" earlier. Approximately 30% of their reader-base was up in arms because they claimed the blog promoted pedophilia. Never mind that the pictures are self-submitted, and no one is talking about fisting toddlers. The knee-jerk reactionary moral outrage that has followed this class is the same thing. Clearly the answer is that more of these people need to get ridden by a fucksaw.
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On How Gays Split a Check at a Restaurant
You know, possibly it's because I'm a really terrible homosexual (despite my best jazz hands), but my gay friends and I just pay for our own shit. "Meatloaf and a beer, 18 total, ok, here's 23". And yes, that is my real order. Suck on my gym-hate.
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On Hangovers Do Not Improve With Age
Oh my God... you're absolutely right. I wondered how I went from thinking, "Big deal, I blacked out, I'm alive", to thinking "Holy fuck, how am I alive. Never again". My birthday. It makes so much sense.