On Question-Begging
Anyways, for all intensive purposes, I feel that if we move towards a better understanding of how we're suppose to speak, than we'll be able to illicit responses like we use to. But in the end, I could care less.
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On Eggs, In Order
What about that way they do it in some of the bodegas where it's kind of scrambled but only like 3 or 4 whisks so that the whites and the yolks achieve a sort of yin/yang dual textured wonderfulness? Does that have a name even?
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On The Great Netflix Freakout
Will I be able to share my Qwikster que on my Friendster profile?
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On Idris Elba, "Private Garden"
Can it really be called a garden anymore if there is (are?) no shrubbery? No grass?
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On Please Welcome....
@NinetyNine Perfect! See? All I need is for someone to hold my hand and my Awl experience will improve tenfold. It's like The Awl: Teacher's Edition.
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On Please Welcome....
@Choire Sicha Can you put a "too insidery" explanatory link on every comment Matt makes? Ever? I feel I'm missing out on so much.
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On Albino Kangaroo Lacks Pigment
Good Name For A Band would be a good name for a band.
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On Bugs, In Order
@Matt Probably hanging out with Gregor Samsa.
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On Mother-In-Law Bad
@Maura Johnston I'm sorry I initially interpreted your emoticon as a nipple flying across a room. Very sorry.
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On 12 Things Currently Being Sold On eBay Because They Kinda Look Like Jesus
@cherrispryte I think it'd have a much better chance selling on Etsy.