On Did You Still Not Vote Yet? Here Is One Good Reason Why: Paul Ryan
@Multiphasic No, they have freeze-dried dick. Kind of like Cheetos, but glansier.
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On Will Snor'eastercane Sandy Destroy NYC? This Weatherdude Says "OMG YES"
I do admire his ability to sound the alarms without saying "hunker down" every 10 minutes. Suck it, Jim Cantore!
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On 12 Things Currently Being Sold On eBay Because They Kinda Look Like Jesus
@cherrispryte I think it'd have a much better chance selling on Etsy.
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On Question-Begging
Anyways, for all intensive purposes, I feel that if we move towards a better understanding of how we're suppose to speak, than we'll be able to illicit responses like we use to. But in the end, I could care less.
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On Eggs, In Order
What about that way they do it in some of the bodegas where it's kind of scrambled but only like 3 or 4 whisks so that the whites and the yolks achieve a sort of yin/yang dual textured wonderfulness? Does that have a name even?
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On The Great Netflix Freakout
Will I be able to share my Qwikster que on my Friendster profile?
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On Idris Elba, "Private Garden"
Can it really be called a garden anymore if there is (are?) no shrubbery? No grass?
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On Please Welcome....
@NinetyNine Perfect! See? All I need is for someone to hold my hand and my Awl experience will improve tenfold. It's like The Awl: Teacher's Edition.
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On Please Welcome....
@Choire Sicha Can you put a "too insidery" explanatory link on every comment Matt makes? Ever? I feel I'm missing out on so much.
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On Sitcom Not A Documentary
@Mr. B
"There are plenty of reasons to like The Bugaloos, but thus far, its portrayal of aerodynamics in the Tranquility Forest hasn't been very realistic."