On You Are What You Tweet

There's an REM song in here somewhere.

Posted on March 8, 2014 at 9:54 am 2

On The 'Breaking Bad' Finale Spoiler You Won't See Anywhere Else On The Internet

I'm still kind of hoping for a song and dance ending, a la Strangers with Candy.

Posted on July 29, 2013 at 5:28 pm 0

On Geddy Lee Is 60

I thought Geddy Lee was 60 like, 20 years ago.

Posted on July 29, 2013 at 5:24 pm 0

On Sitcom Not A Documentary

@Mr. B
"There are plenty of reasons to like The Bugaloos, but thus far, its portrayal of aerodynamics in the Tranquility Forest hasn't been very realistic."

Posted on December 18, 2012 at 4:36 pm 0

On Did You Still Not Vote Yet? Here Is One Good Reason Why: Paul Ryan

@Multiphasic No, they have freeze-dried dick. Kind of like Cheetos, but glansier.

Posted on November 6, 2012 at 2:08 pm 1

On Will Snor'eastercane Sandy Destroy NYC? This Weatherdude Says "OMG YES"

I do admire his ability to sound the alarms without saying "hunker down" every 10 minutes. Suck it, Jim Cantore!

Posted on October 25, 2012 at 2:08 pm 0

On 12 Things Currently Being Sold On eBay Because They Kinda Look Like Jesus

@cherrispryte I think it'd have a much better chance selling on Etsy.

Posted on April 20, 2012 at 5:04 pm 0

On Question-Begging

Anyways, for all intensive purposes, I feel that if we move towards a better understanding of how we're suppose to speak, than we'll be able to illicit responses like we use to. But in the end, I could care less.

Posted on March 12, 2012 at 10:28 am 7

On Eggs, In Order

What about that way they do it in some of the bodegas where it's kind of scrambled but only like 3 or 4 whisks so that the whites and the yolks achieve a sort of yin/yang dual textured wonderfulness? Does that have a name even?

Posted on December 15, 2011 at 1:43 pm 0

On The Great Netflix Freakout

Will I be able to share my Qwikster que on my Friendster profile?

Posted on September 19, 2011 at 12:07 pm 0