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On Six Authors Who Were Copywriters First

Andy Warhol started out as an advertising illustrator.

Posted on August 18, 2011 at 12:43 pm 0

On Pablo Dylan, "Top Of The World"

I have no idea how to tell good rap from bad, but this turn of events is making me feel very, very old.

Posted on July 21, 2011 at 11:34 pm 0

On Millennials, Hispanics Conspire To Destroy The Soup Industry

Is this like canned soup sales they're tracking? Because maybe the proliferation of fresh soup stands (a la soup nazi) are to blame. Also, Latinos make hella good homemade soup, so marketers wouldn't be able to track that if they are buying separate ingredients at the grocery store.

Posted on March 22, 2011 at 10:45 am 0

On Hangovers Do Not Improve With Age

I basically gave up drinking for a year and a half for this reason. Hangovers were too intense. Now I drink in moderation. Sucks.

Posted on March 17, 2011 at 10:12 am 1

On BREAKING: Madonna Allows Lola To Type in Public

You guys made Lourdes cry because the blog is down. So it's kind of like ummmm....."

Posted on June 29, 2010 at 7:06 pm 0

On Writers, Your Time Is Running Short

This scene exactly could have been any week of my life from age 13 to 17. Except for the part where your dad told you you'd never write a book. What a dick. Read The Artist's Way. She tells you how to exorcise your childhood critic demons.

Posted on June 11, 2010 at 11:06 pm 0

On A Transplant to New York City Pre-Reflects

Correction: New York is just another planet.

Posted on February 19, 2010 at 1:10 am 0

On Ghostface Killah: Sensitive Genius Poet, Also Backwards-Thinking Sexist

Oh, he's only saying what a lot of men actually think even if they don't say it out loud.

Posted on August 3, 2009 at 6:02 pm 0

On Orly Taitz, Really Angry Birther Wingnut, Explains Barack Obama's Fake Birth Certificate and His "Brownshirts in the Media"

this lady is an actress, right? a really, really low-grade actress?

Posted on August 3, 2009 at 5:50 pm 0

On By August Mark Sanford Will Admit That He Had Sex With You

You forgot finger banging.

Posted on July 1, 2009 at 11:54 pm 0