On Tom Lehrer Is 85
I once got slapped by my mom for singing "The Vatican Rag".
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On Beer With Baseball On The Radio Is Great, You Should Try This Delightful Combo
One can surmise that you have never heard Suzyn Waldman.
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On Shut Up, It's Sixth Avenue
I was thinking just this the other day whilst strolling on Peter Jennings Way.
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On People Will Be Singing That Song From From The White Stripes "Elephant" Album Long After Elephants Themselves Are Extinct
It is annoying to hear that riff being crowd-sourced, if you will, but at least it has rendered Gary Glitter more obsolete.
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On Teenagers Quitting Facebook Because It's Full of Old People
Facebook is for divorcees and future divorcees.
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On Why You Hate The Way Other People See And Hear You
I suffer from residual self-image, which sometimes leads to a third pancake.
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On Town Known For Getting Snow Gets Snow
Knock knock...
Who's there?
There is snow.
There is snow who?
There is snow business like show business.
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On Dear Mom
My father died at 56 of non-small cell lung cancer. He said that if he ever got sick, he would ride a Harley all the way from Half Moon Bat to Santa Barbara on PCH. Instead, he just hoped to make it to the Pancake Breakfast at Sacred Heart. Every time I see a Pancake Breakfast sign I well up. This apology hit me in the sacred heart.
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On Philip Roth Is 80
Or for Clive Davis...something something Crown Heights
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On Life So Awful Now People Pine For The Era Of Billy Squier, Joysticks, 'Scarecrow And Mrs. King'
At our current rate of retro-consumption we will soon be expressing nostalgia for events that have yet to occur.