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On Guantanamo's Twelfth Ramadan

I am struck by the irony of Joey Chestnut's recent triumph.

Posted on July 11, 2013 at 11:18 am 0

On Because Suspicion, Mistrust and Manipulation

Ask Mayor Weiner.

Posted on June 26, 2013 at 12:00 pm 0

On George Michael Is 50

Andrew Ridgeley turned 50 in January, not that any of you noticed.

Posted on June 25, 2013 at 10:12 am 3

On Why You Want To Kill All Those Idiots In Front Of You

Everything is short of perfect. Everything. Except mallomars.

Posted on June 21, 2013 at 1:20 pm 0

On I Guess If You Are Drinking Water With Your Meals You Need All The Help You Can Get

How does it taste with two pina coladas and four shots of rum?

Posted on June 21, 2013 at 9:48 am 1

On James Gandolfini, 1961-2013

I watched the final scene last night three times...there is no other conclusion to be had other than Members Only Guy taking Tony out after getting the gun from the bathroom. God speed Tony, hope you find the ducks.

Posted on June 20, 2013 at 10:08 am 1

On Squirrel-Dumping Epidemic Engulfs Canada

Squirrels are just rats in cute outfits.

Posted on June 19, 2013 at 1:24 pm 0

On Martin Scorsese Will Keep Making 'Goodfellas' Until Everyone In America Who Was Alive In 1991 Apologizes

He got his sympathy Oscar for "The Departed".

Posted on June 17, 2013 at 1:18 pm 3

On Violists: The Imbecile Scumbags Of The Orchestra

Also little known, most viola players are the middle child.

Posted on June 14, 2013 at 11:17 am 1

On Woah! It's Lame Twitter

#notjimanchower

Posted on June 12, 2013 at 11:53 am 0