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On The Alien Mysteries of Easter Island

I see "baskets of treasure" as the more ominous of the two plot devices. Basket rhymes with casket, and the cauldron you mention is a type of a basket. This pirate knows he is doomed, yet the visible mini pooka has convinced him to sally forth.

Posted on May 21, 2013 at 2:44 pm 0

On Are You Itchy?

Try to read this and not scratch.

Posted on April 23, 2013 at 3:54 pm 0

On Your Sneeze: What Does It Say About You

I knew a guy who held in a sneeze and his eye popped halfway out of it's socket. So there's that to think about.

Posted on April 23, 2013 at 1:33 pm 2

On Asshole College Kids Apparently Now Way Worse Than Ever

We need that Russian guy from the Pine Barrens to get involved.

Posted on April 19, 2013 at 9:46 am 3

On 'Friends' Creator: There Will Be No Reunion, Get On With Your Empty Life

I have blown off more than a few reunions of my friends from the lost decade of my 20s as well.

Posted on April 17, 2013 at 11:48 am 1

On The Violent Femmes' "The Violent Femmes" At 30

at the same time

Posted on April 16, 2013 at 4:17 pm 0

On The Violent Femmes' "The Violent Femmes" At 30

I heard "Blister in the Sun" and Trio's "Da Da Da" on the same ride into the city played on a similar tape...went to the Peculiar Pub on West 4th Street and drank my first Spaten. I just felt like sharing that.

Posted on April 16, 2013 at 4:16 pm 1

On Great Day For The Obama White House!

When Al Gore was asked "How much does the American public know about what really went on in the Clinton White House?" he laughed and said "Less than 1%." I think it's a lower percentage now. This how the low info voters get produced, you see.

Posted on April 10, 2013 at 11:07 am 0

On Life So Awful Now People Pine For The Era Of Billy Squier, Joysticks, 'Scarecrow And Mrs. King'

@jfruh It's the avatar that gave me away, isn't it...

Posted on April 9, 2013 at 4:03 pm 1

On Life So Awful Now People Pine For The Era Of Billy Squier, Joysticks, 'Scarecrow And Mrs. King'

@jfruh guilty as charged

Posted on April 9, 2013 at 3:45 pm 0