On Legal Victory for Bubba, the Beaten Steak-Snatching Dog!
Bubba the beef burgling barker beaten by big bully at barbecue.
Posted on May 24, 2012 at 3:41 pm
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On The Coming Real Estate Disaster for White-People Brooklyn
Here's the thing about divorce. A marriage can only end one of two ways. One is divorce, the other is death. Which side of the trade do you want to be on?
Posted on May 15, 2012 at 12:39 pm
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On Swedish Chimp Launches Opening Volley In Great Primate War
They were probably just old Swedish Meatballs.
Posted on May 10, 2012 at 11:37 am
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On Cat Being Fat In Heaven Now
Heaven? Everyone knows that only dogs have souls, not cats.
Posted on May 7, 2012 at 3:59 pm
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On SoHo Hotel Protects Itself from Man Getting Newspaper
Was he wearing a medallion?
Posted on May 3, 2012 at 10:25 am
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On View Of Society From Top Of Empire State Building Is Correct
How do they account for monkey-business?
Posted on May 3, 2012 at 9:52 am
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On Balsamic Vinegar Is So Lame These Days
I felt the same way when Casual Corner started selling not blue, not turquoise, and not lapis, but cerulean sweaters.
Posted on May 2, 2012 at 2:12 pm
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On 17 Better Names for the Color of the New NYC Taxi Cabs than "Apple Green"
I've got two green acres below the belt.
Posted on April 30, 2012 at 10:26 am
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On Understanding What Ladies May Not Wear to Prom
Why is it now referred to as "prom" instead of "the prom"? When did this happen? I don't go to hospital, I go the "the" hospital. Why the demise of the definite article?
Posted on April 26, 2012 at 8:17 am
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On Story Gross
Better a mullet in the gullet than a bass in the...