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On Introducing... Shirterate

I'd stick with potato salad.

Posted on July 10, 2014 at 2:47 pm 0

On What $2000 Gets You in Brownstone Brooklyn

Even the mice are hunchbacked.

Posted on July 10, 2014 at 1:56 pm 0

On The Last Of The Lollipop Guild

When the last of the Oompah-Loompahs are being tallied up, let me know.

Posted on August 9, 2013 at 11:49 am 0

On Decade Of Celebrating People For Relative Attractiveness Acknowledged

Washington is Hollywood for really ugly people.

Posted on July 31, 2013 at 12:24 pm 2

On Greetings From Asbury Park, N.J.

Asbury Park won't become a playground for the rich as long as there are a couple blocks worth of half finished concrete pillars with rusty rebar sticking out of them across the street from the Stone Pony. This, and the previous steel skeleton structure that occupied the same spot for 20yrs last decade, will ensure that the spirit and soul of Asbury Park remain, and Lily Pulitzer will stay away.

Posted on July 17, 2013 at 1:42 pm 0

On Next Time You Drop Your Phone In The Toilet, Tell Yourself You're Charging It

I assume it was a P-Mobile phone.

Posted on July 17, 2013 at 10:13 am 0

On Grateful Dead Stickers Were The Hoodies Of Their Day

Nothing shakin on leafy street.

Posted on July 15, 2013 at 3:51 pm 2

On What A Pack Of Cigarettes Costs Now, State By State

I paid 5 dollars for two cigarettes outside a bar late last Saturday night.

Posted on July 12, 2013 at 12:21 pm 1

On Guantanamo's Twelfth Ramadan

I am struck by the irony of Joey Chestnut's recent triumph.

Posted on July 11, 2013 at 11:18 am 0

On Because Suspicion, Mistrust and Manipulation

Ask Mayor Weiner.

Posted on June 26, 2013 at 12:00 pm 0