On What's Your Most Played Song?
I don't scrobble because I prefer to work under the illusion that my taste is impeccable...and I use a 4 year old zune.
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On 252 Things Our Readers Bought on Amazon This Year
Things I learned today: You can buy candy on Amazon, There are 39 + volumes of NOW, and someone here is trying DESPERATELY to make a baby.
Call me.
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On Have You Started Running Out The Clock Yet?
Oh, and I guess I'll be receiving phone calls about IMPORTANT LIGHTING AND DECORATING ISSUES.
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On Have You Started Running Out The Clock Yet?
internet, coffee by the gallon, Mariachi El Bronx.
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On Our Holiday Gift Guide for Extremely Rich People
@Setec Astrology but they kind of obviously aren't. You can tell the rooks from the bishops from the top.
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On Bloomberg's Dumb Tactics Result in Occupation of Wall Street
@SarahHeartburn In regards to the customer service thing, it actually CREATES them, because people suck.
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On A Conspiracy of Hogs: The McRib as Arbitrage
I just read a long article about the effect of the McRib on pork futures.
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On Armadillos Are Illegal To Sell In Texas And Extraordinarily Well Endowed
My Dad'd dad (terrible person) used to sell armadillo drinking lonestar doorstops, but even as terrible as he was, he never ever sold a taxidermied one. That's just...ugh.
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On What Remains: Conversations With America's Funeral Directors
I just found a suitable replacement for my "burn me and toss me ina river" funeral directives. PUT ME IN THE TUBE.