I just found a suitable replacement for my "burn me and toss me ina river" funeral directives. PUT ME IN THE TUBE.
I don't scrobble because I prefer to work under the illusion that my taste is impeccable...and I use a 4 year old zune.
Things I learned today: You can buy candy on Amazon, There are 39 + volumes of NOW, and someone here is trying DESPERATELY to make a baby.
Oh, and I guess I'll be receiving phone calls about IMPORTANT LIGHTING AND DECORATING ISSUES.
internet, coffee by the gallon, Mariachi El Bronx.
@Setec Astrology but they kind of obviously aren't. You can tell the rooks from the bishops from the top.
@SarahHeartburn In regards to the customer service thing, it actually CREATES them, because people suck.
I just read a long article about the effect of the McRib on pork futures.
My Dad'd dad (terrible person) used to sell armadillo drinking lonestar doorstops, but even as terrible as he was, he never ever sold a taxidermied one. That's just...ugh.
On Man Lived
Thanks for this. Absolutely beautiful.