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On What Remains: Conversations With America's Funeral Directors

I just found a suitable replacement for my "burn me and toss me ina river" funeral directives. PUT ME IN THE TUBE.

Posted on January 11, 2012 at 3:56 pm 0

On What's Your Most Played Song?

I don't scrobble because I prefer to work under the illusion that my taste is impeccable...and I use a 4 year old zune.

Posted on January 6, 2012 at 9:50 am 0

On 252 Things Our Readers Bought on Amazon This Year

Things I learned today: You can buy candy on Amazon, There are 39 + volumes of NOW, and someone here is trying DESPERATELY to make a baby.

Call me.

Posted on December 23, 2011 at 4:43 pm 0

On Have You Started Running Out The Clock Yet?

Oh, and I guess I'll be receiving phone calls about IMPORTANT LIGHTING AND DECORATING ISSUES.

Posted on December 22, 2011 at 10:03 am 0

On Have You Started Running Out The Clock Yet?

internet, coffee by the gallon, Mariachi El Bronx.

Posted on December 22, 2011 at 9:45 am 1

On Our Holiday Gift Guide for Extremely Rich People

@Setec Astrology but they kind of obviously aren't. You can tell the rooks from the bishops from the top.

Posted on December 13, 2011 at 1:01 pm 0

On Bloomberg's Dumb Tactics Result in Occupation of Wall Street

@SarahHeartburn In regards to the customer service thing, it actually CREATES them, because people suck.

Posted on November 17, 2011 at 10:13 am 0

On A Conspiracy of Hogs: The McRib as Arbitrage

I just read a long article about the effect of the McRib on pork futures.

Posted on November 8, 2011 at 12:45 pm 0

On Armadillos Are Illegal To Sell In Texas And Extraordinarily Well Endowed

My Dad'd dad (terrible person) used to sell armadillo drinking lonestar doorstops, but even as terrible as he was, he never ever sold a taxidermied one. That's just...ugh.

Posted on November 3, 2011 at 12:10 pm 0

On Man Lived

Thanks for this. Absolutely beautiful.

Posted on October 31, 2011 at 11:15 am 0