By deepomega on Benghazi Tweeters' Shocking Secrets
@stuffisthings Chick-Fil-A is actually a black op run by the CIA. How many chickens will Obama let die to keep the secret?
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By Clarence Rosario on It's Up To Millennials Now
Wow, these spambots are getting GOOD!
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By SidAndFinancy on "Moby Dick": The Game
I met Joel Clark and Tavit Geudelekian in Joel's Bushwick loft. They were talking, as people so often do in these situations, about a work of great literature. Joel's well-worn copy of Moby Dick was on the coffee table, next to an Apple laptop.
I do so love parody.
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By stuffisthings on Ranking the Heritage Foundation's "Conservative Men" Pinterest Board, By Hotness
Things You Never Want to Hear From a Conservative Think Tank (Listicle without commentary):
1. "Hey ladies"
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By Krugmanic Depressive on Percentage Of People Who Were Idiots In The '90s Corrected
Twenty-three percent of Americans have a tattoo,... and 32 percent of people ages 30 to 45 have at least one tattoo...Sixty-one percent of human-resource managers...said a tattoo would hurt a job applicant’s chances, up from 57 percent in 2011. 39 percent of human resource managers have tattoos, 46 percent of them are between 30 and 45, 1 percent said they don't hire nobody who doesn't not have a facetattoo whose older brother is half as much older (as a percentage) now as he was when he was 8 years older than the tattooed applicant was when that bitch Sarah went and narced to mom about the little butterfly on her ankle. If two tattooed human resource managers between the ages of 30 and 45 are leave Chicago and Los Angeles at the same time (Zero Dark Thirty GMT), travelling at .1c, which one arrives at the 4/20 festival in Denver first? The one with the "John G Raped and Murdered My Wife" tattoo or the one whose body is now 34 percent inked?
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By My Number Is My Address on Percentage Of People Who Were Idiots In The '90s Corrected
@minijen Since forever. Leviticus, people.
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By stuffisthings on Asshole College Kids Apparently Now Way Worse Than Ever
@stuffisthings Just glad I decided not to buy Roger Ebert's cookbook, I'd definitely be on some sort of list.
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By Choire Sicha on Asshole College Kids Apparently Now Way Worse Than Ever
LEE. WHAT IS GOING ON OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE NOW? Do you see CNN? If so, can you throw rocks?
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By dado on Asshole College Kids Apparently Now Way Worse Than Ever
We need that Russian guy from the Pine Barrens to get involved.
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By stuffisthings on Benghazi Tweeters' Shocking Secrets
@latenac Depends, if you think Bill Clinton killed Vince Foster then it might be worth looking into.