I'm a fan of the moon and Jonathan Franzen.
I sure am glad that the Justice Department stopped Apple and the publishers from their dangerous, consumer-harming monopoly.
@happymisanthrope : I wouldn't doubt it, considering they have 12 different words to express the subtle gradations between "cock" and "dick."
Reminds me of the time the German dudes who owned Trader Joe's visited the Brooklyn store, and to prepare for their arrival, one of the managers cleaned the basement stockroom with a toothbrush. They did not wind up going downstairs to the stockroom.
if the jawbreaker song had its chorus as its title it might count
Sorry, everything else, but this will always take first place.
Yeah, but the chocolate ration is up to 25 grams a week, so everything's fine.
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@Maura Johnston Yeah, but how can data journalism be bad when it can tell me if my masturbation frequency is "normal" or not?
I love that "iphone" is in your list of insults.
@Sister Administrator Yeah, "cool beans" is definitely the most embarrassing part.
Uch 'jewess' is so great and it makes me so upset when I can't decide if I love it more or less than I love 'editrix'. Also I'm STILL telling people that I don't swear in my writing "because Choire told me I was better when I didn't swear" but OFFICIALLY SPEAKING AS OF RIGHT NOW fuuuuuuck that! (No I basically still won't swear in my writing because Choire told me I was better when I didn't swear okay fine you caught me.)