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Mr. B

I'm a fan of the moon and Jonathan Franzen.

By Gef the Talking Mongoose on Internet, Why So Blue?

@happymisanthrope : I wouldn't doubt it, considering they have 12 different words to express the subtle gradations between "cock" and "dick."

Posted on June 27, 2014 at 3:59 pm 1

By Pulp on Dov Hates Dust: When the CEO Comes to Town

Reminds me of the time the German dudes who owned Trader Joe's visited the Brooklyn store, and to prepare for their arrival, one of the managers cleaned the basement stockroom with a toothbrush. They did not wind up going downstairs to the stockroom.

Posted on June 26, 2014 at 5:36 pm 3

By Maura Johnston on 'I Want You,' In Order of How Badly You Are Really Wanted

if the jawbreaker song had its chorus as its title it might count

Posted on June 25, 2014 at 1:26 pm 1

By rhp on 'I Want You,' In Order of How Badly You Are Really Wanted

Sorry, everything else, but this will always take first place.

Posted on June 25, 2014 at 1:10 pm 1

By hershmire on That Big Study About How the Student Debt Nightmare Is in Your Head? It's Garbage

Yeah, but the chocolate ration is up to 25 grams a week, so everything's fine.

Posted on June 24, 2014 at 2:56 pm 1

By Clarence Rosario on That Big Study About How the Student Debt Nightmare Is in Your Head? It's Garbage

@Maura Johnston Yeah, but how can data journalism be bad when it can tell me if my masturbation frequency is "normal" or not?

Posted on June 24, 2014 at 11:20 am 2

By Amasa Amos on How I Got My iPhone to Finally Let Me Swear

I love that "iphone" is in your list of insults.

Posted on June 23, 2014 at 5:35 pm 1

By LolCait on The Case for Drunk Texting Mom

@Sister Administrator Yeah, "cool beans" is definitely the most embarrassing part.

Posted on June 23, 2014 at 5:04 pm 2

By jolie on How I Got My iPhone to Finally Let Me Swear

Uch 'jewess' is so great and it makes me so upset when I can't decide if I love it more or less than I love 'editrix'. Also I'm STILL telling people that I don't swear in my writing "because Choire told me I was better when I didn't swear" but OFFICIALLY SPEAKING AS OF RIGHT NOW fuuuuuuck that! (No I basically still won't swear in my writing because Choire told me I was better when I didn't swear okay fine you caught me.)

Posted on June 23, 2014 at 2:40 pm 1

By Alex Balk on How I Got My iPhone to Finally Let Me Swear

Thank you for spelling blowjob in the correct, single-word format.

Posted on June 23, 2014 at 1:47 pm 4