"Sailors and cats have a special relationship that dates back thousands of years." —Hello, THE BEST THING ON THE INTERNET THIS WEEK: historical pictures of sailors and cats.

Adam Lambert: I do not even know what to say anymore about this critter.

Hey, what did you do this weekend? If you were Rafael Nadal, you dropped by a penguin nursery in Melbourne with your trainer, after destroying a competitor in the Australian Open and having nearly-naked underwear ads hit the Internet. You're lazy. (via)

Four. And. A. Half. Hours. Until. Erykah Badu. Leaks. Her. Own. Album. (I'm interested in a business discussion of her process??? Can you even call this a leak? But also OMG, I can barely think.) UPDATE: just a track. Sigh.