Vampires are still so in right now. They're like the peephole platform heel of the horror world. Everywhere you turn, they're frolicking in orgy-prone Cajun towns or masquerading as brooding (read: constipated) adolescents who awe their high school classmates and destroy feminism. Good times. But want to know what's a far better time? Zombies. (No spoilers ahead.) READ MORE

Here's the trailer for the Zombieland, out October 9th. It stars Woody Harrelson as a zombie killer and Jesse Eisenberg as Michael Cera. Could go either way, I guess, but I think I'll probably give it a chance.