Posts Tagged: your expanding ass

Cookware Big

"Citing kitchen trends at the high end of residential real estate, companies say homeowners are buying oversize pots and pans to sit on their oversize professional cooktops in oversize kitchens."


How Will You Be Celebrating Delivery Week?

"Similar to Restaurant Week, Delivery Week is a two-week celebration of the best delivery restaurants. Seamless customers get to enjoy great dining for a great deal." —Oh, man, it is already Delivery Week and I haven't made plans yet for what I'm going to watch while I sit on my ass and sample the prix fixe specialties delivered to my door. Also, this is another thing the aliens will point to when they try to figure out what happened to the civilization which once dominated this planet.