If you want an established screenwriter to hate you, ask them to read your screenplay.
Don’t ever use the words “Lynchian” and “will you read my screenplay” in the same breath.
— Duncan Birmingham (@DuncanBirm) July 31, 2014
I will agree to read your script if you will agree to be lied to by me about what a great job you did in, say, three or four weeks from now.
— Franklin Hardy (@franklinhardy) August 1, 2014
I'll read your screenplay as soon as I can. Gotta get through this stack of Sinead O'Connor open letters first.
— Todd Barry (@toddbarry) October 3, 2013[...]