I am anti-Halloween. I am distrusting of drunk people in masks and as a rule I don't go outside at times when people young and old think it's OK to wear white platform stripper heels because it makes the air smell like mayhem in a way that's too New Orleans-y for me. Maybe it's because this year it's on a weekend or maybe it's because people have no jobs but everyone seems EXTREME pumped for pumpkin day in a way that leaves me fairly certain that we are all going to die on November 1 and maybe deserve it. Anyway. The only Halloween costume I can get behind is this [...]