Mr. David Coverdale, a vocalist from England, turns 60 today. I would have used the Whitesnake video of that chick doing the thing on top of the car, but it's been a rough week and none of us need that song stuck in our head all day. You're welcome. So here's his best Robert Plant imitation instead. Anyway, happy birthday, dude from Whitesnake. (Also celebrating a birthday today: egg enthusiast Fay Weldon, who turns 80.)

It really feels like the end of the world. In science magazines there are articles about colonizing space and other planets but we won't ever do that. We're stuck on the hot rock full of water waiting for the inevitable asteroid. All you have to do is look at the moon-that fucking thing is covered in cosmic ACNE and those craters are made by things flying at 13 miles a second. Somebody get Bruce Willis on the phone. He can handle anything. READ MORE