When the Washington Times isn't busy denouncing Barack Obama as Adolf Hitler, Neville Chamberlain, or a cunning Muslim propagandist, it's supplying heart-rending accounts of the small-investor's plight. The Unification Church-financed organ of Right-thinking opinion-affectionately known as "The Afternoon Moon" when it first began thumping its way onto Beltway doorsteps in the 1980s-this week debuts an ambitious multipart package: "The Bondholders," a pioneering effort to depict the true victims of GM's government-managed bankruptcy as the holders of the automaker's corporate debt, muscled rudely aside by claims of the United Auto Workers in the company's sweeping reorganization.