A lonely rich woman checks Facebook on her iPad. She sees that Maroon 5 singer Adam Levine is having a Christmas party. This very night! She apparently doesn't know Adam Levine. At least, not well enough to be friends with him (yet!) on Facebook. But she gets a devilish idea, and imagines herself crashing the party and cackling maniacally.

Oh fine people of Brooklyn, won't you help find 'Dennis'? Last seen crossing Atlantic Ave. by Court Street!

Last week, we noticed that local TV-owning lady Halle Kiefer was watching 'Glee' and having issues with it. Still having never seen it ourselves, but knowing that many of our pals, including Ana Marie Cox, love 'Glee' unreservedly, we asked Halle to help us make sense of it, episode by episode. Herewith, her report.