The Wolfman of Wisconsin. The American Werewolf. The Beast of Bray Road. Whatever you call it, America's dairlyland has a lycanthrope problem, and I don't think any of us can rest safely until we get to the bottom of it.

MTV is "pondering a reinvention of '80s film 'Teen Wolf' in series format, with a greater emphasis on romance, horror and werewolf mythology." Good for MTV! My major problem with the 1985 Michael J. Fox film-and, to a lesser extent, 1987's Jason Bateman-starring Teen Wolf Too-was its lack of historical perspective regarding lupine therianthropy; I'm excited to see that this will be addressed in greater detail.