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Martha's Vineyard: Trailer Trash Since 1642

"1921 Upon learning that President Calvin Coolidge had been out of Washington on vacation in Marion, Ohio, for a week, Dorothy Parker's less clever sister is reported to have remarked, 'How could they tell?'" READ MORE

The Only Casey Anthony Verdict Tweet You'd Want to See

So was Nicole Brown Simpson's family when your dad got OJ off. RT @KimKardashian: CASEY ANTHONY FOUND NOT GUILTY!!!! I am speechless!!!Tue Jul 05 18:26:28 via Echofon

Local Man Needs Any Job At All, Please

Local man desires employment, can lift heavy things, manage offices, type on computers, serve food.

Tiny Woman to be Destroyed for our Entertainment (One Hopes)

"MTV has announced it will put Snooki in a ball and drop her from on high on New Year's Eve in Times Square." Fantastic! I knew, what with the way things are going and all, that we'd try to reinvent public executions soon enough.

Married People: Just Shun Them

Bundle proves what we all know: married people are cheap and boring and should not be taken seriously or gone out with on a Friday night.

Dan Savage: Christine O'Donnell's "Sexual Conduct is 100% Relevant"

I guess it doesn't "get better" for Christine O'Donnell after high school, eh Dan Savage?

Cars, Emergency Rooms Kill White People A Lot Less

Johns Hopkins announced a study this morning that found that "minority pedestrians are far more likely than white pedestrians to be struck by motor vehicles" and "uninsured minority pedestrians hit by cars are at a significantly higher risk of death than their insured white counterparts, even if the injuries sustained are similar." Oh yes: "uninsured patients had a 77 percent greater risk of death" than the insured. Here's one nice way of putting something complicated: "Previous studies have shown that insurance status and race may increase mortality risk because of treatment delay or differences in services provided." Jaywalking! A one-way ticket to death in racist America! No but, best of all, now we're going to see a spike in "minority" ER visits, since it's the fun new past-time to drive Muslims off the road in your Chevrolet Blazers.

A History of Bob Stein, Full-Time Thinker

The extraordinarily abstruse Triple Canopy has a new issue up. Most of it is beyond my interests and/or understanding, however I greatly enjoyed this interview with Bob Stein, who for the last six years has run the think tank Institute for the Future of the Book (I don't know, really; one of its goals is that it has "no deliverables") and also founded the Criterion Collection and spent a lot of time thinking about LaserDiscs and HyperCard (oh man!) and also worked at Atari, trying to create the encyclopedia of the future. Basically he makes Clay Shirky's jobs look very task- and result-oriented.

Restoring Honor: The Rise of Mormonofascism

America is under attack from a religion that would see its freedoms taken away, see the clock of progress turned back and assure the institution of a theocracy. These religious fanatics are building their houses of worship in our backyards and, worse, being recognized by the highest levels of our political system. As it is often said, they hate America for its freedom. READ MORE

Hey, What Happened to Ryan Gosling's Career?

"Pair arrested for assaulting each other while watching 'The Notebook.'"