There's a lot going on in America right now, and I might be late to the party on most of this shit, but I was totally all over that Chicken-coupon problem with Oprah, man. I got the Twitter transcripts or whatever you wanna call 'em to prove it; seriously, I was downloading on those coupons as soon as I heard about 'em, and I saw the problem with the serial numbers all being the same unless you downloaded 'em with the official download/printer thing that you had to install, so you could get four coupons, but anyway, people are Hungry, man, that's what's going on in My America, and while I do not support non-fried Kentucky Fried Chicken, Free Food is Free Food, man, I hope you Got Some, plus two sides. READ MORE

Christopher Hitchens continues to find women unfunny.

In the wake of her controversial appearance at the White House Correspondents Dinner, Esquire has dusted off comedian Wanda Sykes' "10 Things You Don't Know About Women." It is remarkably amusing.