How many people do you think were at the store or newsstand or whatever and were like, A GALLERY OF RESCUED FIGHTING DOGS? HERE IS MY $4.95! (In your answers, please graph that alongside the number of people who were excited because, like, JOE KLEIN SAID SOMETHING?)

While New York City hotel room rates are back up in general, the always-odd Gershwin Hotel (half hostel, half hotel) has a new promotion. A promotion that is very beneficial to you if you are very old. Actually there is probably a good chance of lawsuit on this one but we still enjoy it.