Just because, please enjoy this video of Zambian president Rupiah Banda being showered by a monkey during a press conference. "You have urinated on my jacket," Banda told the monkey before suggesting that he would give the primate to the leader of Zambia's opposition party "for lunch." Hopefully my posting this video is not some kind of foreshadowing of the tenor of the day, but I've been in this business long enough to know not to make any promises.