Liberal climate-change-believing scientists are still trying to cozy up to the horrible rapists of the sea, to get the dolphins to reveal their secrets and to finally start SPEAKING ENGLISH. (Good news: for $2,495, you can spend ten days without Internet or phone on a boat off the Bahamas hanging out with dolphins. Let's hope you get to see lots of brutal gang behavior and gay dolphin sex! I'm really tempted actually.)

Augusta National displayed its wariness with the evils of contemporary society quickly and efficiently. The signs at the entrance made everyone quite aware of the rules: there would be No Cell Phones, No Pagers, No Electronic Devices, No Guns, No Knives. They were more concerned with civility than the progress and survival of civilization. That may sound awkward or overly genteel, but civility turned out to be a lot more inviting than I had first thought.

January is indeed almost behind us. Celebrate with a look back at people who hurt themselves on camera in the past 31 days.

So the kooky (and now somewhat less-moneyed) software millionaire John McAfee is spending his days in Belize, making an antibiotic from herbs.