Posts tagged as Tony Caputo
What's the Right Talking About Today? "THE JEWS ARE LESS THAN 3% OF THE POPULATION IN AMERICA BUT YET HAVE ALL THESE PEOPLE IN POLITICAL POWER"
A fresh missive from our crazed right-wing emailer, Tony Caputo! (Cc: "Ann Coulter, Esquire"!) Today's topic: all those Jews down in Washington! For instance, this email asks, "ARE THE JEWISH KIDS GOING TO DENTAL, LAW AND MEDICAL SCHOOLS WHILE THE CHRISTIANS FIGHT THEIR WAR? WILL THE LIBERAL PRESS ALLOW THIS QUESTION? WILL THE ACLU, NOT LIKE THESE QUESTIONS?" There is also a long list of Jews in power, and Jews who have won Nobel prizes. You know who else made lists of Jews? That's right: Adrienne Rich. READ MORE
What's the Right Talking About Today? Ezekiel Emanuel's Death Panel Rationing (also Barack Obama Kills Babies)
Interested in keeping up with the news the same way the right does? Here's a peek inside our mailbox! Today's missive from the Christian right: "social justice" is code for baby-killing and death panels! READ MORE
From the Mailbox: "HERE IS ONE JEW THAT HAS NO PROBLEM WITH CHRISTMAS"
We get mail! In fact, we are on some crazy email lists, including one run by some guy named Tony Caputo. (He needs a Tumblr, bad!) Today he finds hope for the future in the writings of Ben Stein, who is the only Jew he likes. (Besides Jesus, I guess.) Good work, Ben Stein-your ramblings from 2005, about how Christmas bushes are fine with you, have put you in good company in the (mostly imaginary! Except to crazies!) culture wars.
