Remember the guy whose severed thumb was replaced by his big toe? Well, Britain's James Byrne (or, as the BBC has it, "Toe-Thumb Man") has had his bandages removed. You can go have a look if that sort of thing interests you.

"A man who accidentally cut off his thumb has had his big toe attached in its place by surgeons." I have… some questions, the most pressing probably being, "Do we call it a toethumb or a thumbtoe?" But there are definitely others.

Um, genius: "Sometimes, Megan Fox, when I see you in a magazine or on TV, I feel like you live in that other world, and you've come to visit to show us that it is real. You're a symbol of that other life without the hospitals and the goodbyes. If I could just somehow get there. If I could just somehow live there. Not with you, I know. Just with me."

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