The Awl http://www.theawl.com/ Be Less Stupid Fri, 15 May 2009 13:09:19 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.2 Open Letter To Brian Williams http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/open-letter-to-brian-williams http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/open-letter-to-brian-williams#comments Fri, 15 May 2009 13:09:19 +0000 Alex Balk http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/open-letter-to-brian-williams It looks like a severed finger.Hey, Brian Williams! We love you! You do a great job reading the news. We think you are adorable with your indie music show. We think it's great that you warm up for broadcast by listening to Jay-Z. We even thought you were hysterical on Saturday Night Live. But, how can we put this politely? We know it's a weird thing to tell someone who comes into the (elderly portion of the) nation's living room every evening, but you are starting to feel a little over-exposed. You don't have to say yes to everything. You're Brian Williams, for God's sake. Make us want it. Also? What the fuck are you eating in that shot? Lincoln Logs?

Love,
The Awl

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]]> It looks like a severed finger.Hey, Brian Williams! We love you! You do a great job reading the news. We think you are adorable with your indie music show. We think it's great that you warm up for broadcast by listening to Jay-Z. We even thought you were hysterical on Saturday Night Live. But, how can we put this politely? We know it's a weird thing to tell someone who comes into the (elderly portion of the) nation's living room every evening, but you are starting to feel a little over-exposed. You don't have to say yes to everything. You're Brian Williams, for God's sake. Make us want it. Also? What the fuck are you eating in that shot? Lincoln Logs?

Love,
The Awl

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