I have a confession to make: I have deliberately ignored a remarkable story that has been growing in popularity across these Internets because I did not want anyone out there to get the wrong idea. You may have already heard about this somewhere else, but on the off chance that you have not I will indeed abide by the Blogger Code of Ethical Practice and share it with you. It is an issue about which I have serious reservations, but I am chastened by having been remiss in my duties and I hereby make amends. Let's begin.