How bad are things out there in these trying times? So bad that extremely attractive women are forced to toil in the food service industry! New York's Hugo Lindgren reports that where once the job of asking you how you'd like your steak prepared or whether you could be tempted into ordering some dessert was a task restricted to unsightly troglodytes whose displeasing appearance made them unsuitable for other work, our fragile economy has thrust those blessed with comely features into the previously disreputable caste of food porters. READ MORE