Posts Tagged: things better than chocolate toothpaste

Why Brush Your Teeth With Chocolate When You Can Brush Your Teeth With California Wine or Bamboo

Yesterday Crest announced the launch of new toothpaste flavors “Mint Chocolate Trek,” “Vanilla Mint Spark” and “Lime Spearmint Zest," all of which are soooo boring if you know anything at all about the Wonderful World of Toothpaste Flavors.

Here is a list of actual toothpastes that you can put in your mouth in the furtherance of dental cleanliness. Never brush with boredom again.