"Outside the Jack Spade store were some bicycles, restored just enough to let you know they'd been restored. Next to them was a sign in the window: 'Vintage bikes for sale. Please inquire within. Signed, Jack Spade.'" -The ghost of the former owner's character Jack Spade still haunts Liz Claiborne's Jack Spade store.

Dear residents of Hudson Street between Morton and Barrow Streets,

I'm sorry for shouting out my window at that old lady who used to tie her dog up outside Famiglia's pizza shop. And for my lack of creativity.