I just went out for some coffee. It is sunny! And bright! There are barely any clouds in the sky! And I thought, "Eh, it's too hot." Then I slapped myself in the face, because, Jesus, just enjoy something for a goddamn minute, you curmudgeonly fuck. Anyway: Were the forty days and forty nights of epic rain we've just experienced a result of global warming? Possibly! So fuck you, global warming. Everybody else should get outdoors, it's lovely! Even it is a little hot.

Is this the kind of thing that you're supposed to pray to God to alleviate? Because, honestly, I am pretty much willing to do anything at this point. FUCKING RAIN.