Normally a contest like this offers some stiff competition, but it wasn't even close: I am proud to award the title of Slipperiest Street I Walked Down Today to the south side of 10th Street between 1st and 2nd Avenues. I would also like to commend that block for finally teaching me the difference between my ass and my elbow, which, while both injured in the same fall, ache in entirely unique ways! Congratulations, shitty ice-covered sidewalk! You win! Be careful out there, everybody.

Look what we've got in store for the rest of the day! That's right, snow, snow, and more snow! And I just looked outside the window? That stuff is coming down left and right! Yep, during The Great Snow-Ploughing Of '10, the snow blows BOTH WAYS. It's delightful! Now I've just got to find somewhere to pick up some lunch within a ten foot radius of the office.

An 80% chance of fail.