The best thing about fall in New York City is that it smells less like piss.
"There's something about New York City in the fall," says DNAInfo. "In honor of this change of seasons, we asked New Yorkers to share their favorite things about being in the city this time of year." Among the answers:
"Crisp air. Turning leaves. Knicks b-ball"
"Thousands of kids."
"Leaf-peeping at @TheBronxZoo"
"The return of hot drinks and the natural colors of the season!"
These are all nice things, but none of them are as nice as how, in the fall, you smell less piss. I walk the same block most days, [...]
I don't know about you and where you are, but I hope it is nice out and you are not dealing with Catastrophic Weather or anything, like a flood or a hurricane, or a fire, which maybe isn't technically Weather, but if there was more rain-weather, there'd be less fires on the Five-Day Forecast, right? In Baltimore, where I am, it remains hot and humid, so I am still enjoying Summer. I'm not even thinking about Fall yet, because that's Sept. 21, OK? Right now it's Summer, still.
But things keep getting mixed up. Like right now, it's getting toward the end of the Baseball Season, which equals Summer, but [...]