In a finding wildly at odds with my own experience, research shows that the more people drink the more they tend to exercise. READ MORE

A recent study showing that men-particularly those who are "devoted to traditional beliefs about masculinity"-are far less likely to visit the doctor than women or pussy-ass metrosexuals was not exactly a surprise to anyone, but it hit home personally and caused me to reconsider my own longstanding aversion to having a medical professional look me over and tell me to stop doing everything I enjoy and start doing everything that I don't do already because it's boring or might cause me to sweat. I mean, let's be honest: I am not getting any younger, and the damage I've been doing to my body lo these many years is beginning to take its toll. So I bit the bullet and made an appointment. READ MORE

I don't know if it's my advancing years or my expanding waistline, but stories like this one are starting to scare the crap out of me. READ MORE