Posts tagged as the hills
Smarkland: "The Hills," Like White Elephants
It is fitting that the most intriguing character in "The Hills" series finale was a two-dimensional backdrop. On a show known more for its uncomfortable silences than anything that was actually said, the producers used the parting shot to pull away the Hollywood sign in the background and remind viewers why they ever cared about the show in the first place. READ MORE
The End of the 00s: The Most American Person of the Decade, by Kaila Hale-Stern
My nominee for Most American Person of the Decade is Lauren Conrad, ex-star of MTV's "The Hills," New York Times best-selling Young Adult author, television personality, celebutante, clothing designer and unswerving embodiment of the American dream. READ MORE
Heidi Montag To Appear Nude In Next Month's "Lancet"
All our prayers have been answered! The long-rumored appearance of "Hills" star Heidi Montag in the pages of Playboy is actually going to happen. The spread will include tasteful nudity, a source told People magazine. Montag, who recently wed longtime partner and "Hills" co-star Spencer Pratt, is-HOLY SHIT I FORGOT WHERE I WORKED FOR A MINUTE. Can you imagine actually having to do this all day? Good lord. I'm gonna go read the New York Review of Books and pat myself on the back for how highbrow I am.
Lauren Conrad's Novel, Annotated
Here is a helpful annotation of the excerpt recently released of reality star Lauren Conrad's novel. (There are troubles with this piece of literature, apparently! "This is not the Lauren Conrad I know and identify with, the Lauren Conrad the girls who form the audience for this book know and identify with, the Lauren Conrad who obsesses and freaks out and holds grudges and who always, even at her lightest and happiest moments, has angst and tension burning under her celebrity skin.")
Heidi Montag Loves Jesus
Heidi Montag's Twitter bio: "I love Jesus."
The Conversation Lauren Conrad Should Have Had With Herself Three Years Ago
Guess what? We don't care that the premiere of the last season of The Hills was on last night! And you know what? There comes a point in every reality TV star's life when she has to have a frank conversation with herself and say, "Hey, I'm 23 and I've spent the last five years of my life in front of the camera, and maybe I'm just not that interesting anymore."
