"Germany's highest court has upheld a law which makes it illegal for anyone to use more than two last names," reports the BBC. The law was challenged by a married couple who had some long-ass German names and wanted to combine them. The court responded with a firm "Nein," upsetting plaintiff Hans-Peter Kunz-Hallstein, who said the ruling was "EnttäuschunggroßerMengen," or "sad."