Pictured: the front page of the New York Times before I flipped out and slammed my computer shut for the night. "When a Fringe Figure Becomes News" INDEED.

"It was so powerful and I was so into it at the time. It was like a dream come true, really, dancing for my mate's band. It was punk as fuck, really…. It got to the point after the show where I had to wear a collar on my neck because I got whiplash." -Antony Hodgkinson explains being the stage dancer for Nirvana.

This morning, a famous person held a press conference, in which he talked about himself. He said, while speaking about himself, that he'd been selfish.