If you're on the mailing list for the Barack Obama re-election campaign—and if you ever signed up for anything with the Obama people during the last go-round, you almost certainly are—you'll notice that their increasingly more frequent missives all demonstrate an impressive sense of messaging, particularly if you compare them to the administration's actual sense of messaging, which is considerably less intriguing. Which is to say, the subject lines are a thing of beauty: brief, insouciant, and just vague enough to inspire curiosity in the recipient (or at least confuse him or her into thinking that they are part of a continuing conversation with a friend). Somehow simultaneously generic [...]
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A man who indecently exposed himself to a woman ended up being bitten by her dog. The victim, aged in her 60s, was walking her pet in Moreton-in-Marsh, Gloucestershire, when she was approached by the flasher. A police spokesman said the man exposed himself and the terrier growled.
Okay, great, right? "Dog Devours Dong." "Terrier Tears Todger." "Canine Chomps Cock." All easy enough, right? Except NO, the dog had to go and bite the guy on the fucking arm. What can I do with that? NOTHING. There's a saying in blogland, "If it don't penis [...]
Everyone knows that apart from being hopelessly attractive, effortlessly charming and erudite, all while projecting a tiny jolt of danger and longing in those who come into contact with them, white men with brown eyes convey an immediate aura of dominance. And that is not just the theory of a hopelessly attractive, effortlessly charming and erudite white man with brown eyes who projects a tiny jolt of danger and longing in all those who come into contact with him (give me this one, okay?), that, my friends, is Science!
