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Free Subway Rag Now Literally Destroying America

When we talk about the dangers of the degradation of newspapers, and the rise of "journalism products," such as the execrable Metro free subway rags, this is what we mean. (Here is the text of the State of the Union, in case you were too busy playing videogames and having a life last night.) It's not like the State of the Union is much more than political theater, sure, but next-level cynicism does some serious eroding of a citizen's ability to think and respond constructively. Lazy advertising-vehicle "news" products engineered by demonic Swedes and thrown together by a warren of garbage-crunchers and distributed to harried subway commuters are actively undermining of democracy. (It's not all bad news: at least on the inside of the paper, they're still performing some journalism, such as their recently fairly substantial look at the NYPD's "issues.")

Egypt's "Enemies of the Revolution"

Here's a phrase you never, ever want to hear from the person in charge of a country, in this case Egypt's interim prime minister Essam Sharaf, appointed by the governing military council: "The only beneficiary of these events and acts of violence are the enemies of the January revolution and the enemies of the Egyptian people, both Muslim and Christian." READ MORE

History According to the FBI (Who Are Apparently Crazy)

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The "Entourage" Epilogue: Ten Years Later

E and Vince climbed up over the rim of the hill, and there they stopped to gaze down upon the ruins of the city below. Thirteen years since the SAG/AFTRA split-up and the city was still burning. Vast sections of the canvas below were nothing but charred smoldering dirt. And higher up, by the shell of the old Hollywood sign, they could make out the screams of anguish, the clatter of swords, the unholy battle cries of the Test Audiences as they stampeded down toward the deserted boulevards in search of fresh hot blood. A decade after they had fled, the marauders looked more zombie than human; more creatures infected with an untested serum than zombies. READ MORE

Spoofing the Dead

Have you caught up on the terrible story of Christopher Ryan Smith? The Internet entrepreneur was traveling in Africa all throughout the second half of last year, according to the emails he was sending his family. Unfortunately, he was dead the whole time, having been killed by his terribly secretly shady business partner. Horrible story! Also, how stupid: you buy yourself six months to get away with a murder by posing as the poor dead fellow, and you don't even flee the country? Moron. Still, gives one ideas.

How the Media Treated Mexico's Mass Murder

Last week, 50-some people were murdered in the torching of a building in Mexico, in Monterrey. (People were trapped in the casino after gunmen stormed the building; they were ordered out but many panicked and ran to the second floor.) Here's a look at the amount of front-page web real estate given to the event by English-speaking news organizations, as expressed in the formula of pixel-per-victim. (What the analysis doesn't take into account is the depth or complexity of coverage, and also the amount of play, as measured in time, of that coverage.) For instance, the Times gave up 0.27% of its digital "front page," though it should be noted that even that small amount of real estate has lots of value in itself and also that's multiplied if it was up for several hours, as opposed to several minutes. The tools by which we measure news "attention" online are very much still in development. (via)

The #1 Way to Not Use Your Laptop

Helpful hint: Don't file-share child pornography on your laptop, law firm partners. Probably don't do it on any other computer/in any other profession either?

How Flammable is Margarine???

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Bear Murdered For New Jersey Fireworks Display

"The aggressive bear that forced a northern New Jersey town to postpone its Independence Day weekend fireworks show has been caught and euthanized, a state official said Friday."

Meg Whitman Could Have Bought All Your Houses But Spent the Money on Her Vanity Run

Former brand manager and ongoing Goldman Sachs pal Meg Whitman, who I like to call "Little Satan," just for fun, spent $27 million on her campaign for governor between early January and late March. Why, that's 465 California teachers' average annual salaries, blown up in just 11 weeks! Why, that's $868 for every one of the 31,004 notice of default filings in February by California homeowners! But you know, she's a billionaire, and this is America, and she can buy a position to make your state more "business friendly" just like anyone else (who is a billionaire).