"An employee of teddy-bear giant Steiff is making some grisly allegations against the company's CEO, charging he sexually harassed her for years — and raped her," reports the Post this morning. The paper also captions photos of the CEO and his accuser with "ANIMAL: Jane Collins says Martin Frechen, her boss at the Steiff teddy-bear firm, couldn't keep his claws off her and raped her." All in all, we suppose it's better than, say, "Jane Collins loved most of her duties at Steiff, but she found the rape parts unbearable!" Still, it's a pretty close-run thing.