I think the contestant should choose bachelor no. 1. Because he likes good food and he's obviously not hung up on societally prescribed gender roles.

As the Fall Classic approaches, let us turn our attention to the national pastime: "Workers at an Arizona cryonics facility mutilated the frozen head of baseball legend Ted Williams – even using it for a bizarre batting practice, a new tell-all book claims." Sounds pretty nasty, but the News is embellishing a bit here. Former Alcor Life Extension Foundation executive, Larry Johnson, who wrote the book, isn't actually saying that employees played baseball with the head. It was a bit different.