I am an American, OK? I was born here, so I can't help it. For that, I don't apologize, here, or even in like, Canada or someplace where they are always telling us (as in U.S.) Americans how we (as in The People) fucked up the whole world. However, to poppy growers in the Afghanistan, I would like to say in my official capacity as an American, you are totally correct, we are Fucking Shit Up for you Over There, sorry, but look, can't we just work it so you guys just get a license to grow Medical Opium and then we'll buy it all off you? READ MORE