World's Most Horrible People Going Out Of Business @1:01 PM
Good news! The recession has claimed another victim—Operation Rescue. The farewell from the abortion clinic-picketing murder-encouragers—sorry! They get me worked up!—is upsetting ladies everywhere. For Instance: "Let's take up a collection, buy up their HQ, and turn it into a Planned Parenthood." And "Couldn't have happened to a more deserving bunch of total douchebags." 10
"The White Ribbon" @11:33 AM
Michael Haneke's "The White Ribbon": CAN'T WAIT. It killed at Cannes, the liberal Godless communist film festival where all things dreary and horrifying are celebrated. So you know you will love it when you are tired of your Terminators! (Warning: the only embeddable videos have stupid, pre-roll ads, so to see a little bit you actually have to suffer to watch the suffering.) From what little we can tell, it's basically like The Seventh Seal meets A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy. Minus any comedy or sex. 2
A Bad Gay Day For The Country @11:04 PM
Ain't no stopping them now. Gays now will not rest until they can wed in any state they wish—even the crappy states! Reports the Times: "'It's a bad day for the country,' said Brian Brown, executive director of the National Organization for Marriage." That's right Brian: FUCKING UP THE COUNTRY'S DAY is gay job number one. Related! Iraq's Newly Open Gays Face Scorn and Murder. 0
