Have you heard about these outrageous billboards in Florida, that define rape and say that it is a terrible thing that should not be kept secret? Parents are upset that they're going to have to talk to their children about sexual violence, and therefore not ever not discuss it. These billboards are bad for children, because if they see them, the children will figure out something is wrong when Uncle Sid touches them. (WELL?) The best part is at the end of this local Fox report, in which the anchor asks, "Is there nothing that can be done about this?" And the reporter is like, "Well it's your tax money, [...]

Every day we get the b.s. in the news that is all like, "Stock rise on blah blah!" And "Stocks fall on lack of blah blah!" All those stories are, frankly, bullshit. Why aren't more people (particularly non-"Elliotticians", blech) looking at the profit-taking wave cycles of rise and sell-off? Oooh, look, pretty Dow patterns!