Reddit user NoFear220 snapped this work of art at Rome's Villa Borghese. There is a "faster than a speeding bullet" joke to be made here, but it's too hot out. God, Monday. [Via]

I mean, sure, there are jokes and analogies galore to be made, but at this point would it even make a difference?

As we like to do every October, Stephen and I recently drove to Brewster, a small town in Westchester County, about an hour north of the city. Our first destination was the company ____, which you will no doubt recognize as an importer of fine ceramics, glass and textiles-not to mention garden statuary and urns. They were holding an 'outlet sale' at their office-park warehouse. READ MORE