Posts Tagged: spaceX

The Falcon 9 Rocket Did In Fact Blast Off Awesomely on Friday

At long last, after embarrassing anyone stupid enough to make a joke comparing his sexual prowess to a 180-foot-tall, 333-ton rocket ship and then embed a live video feed so everyone could watch the thing sit idle on launch pad for FOUR HOURS while the engineers were, I don't know, fumbling with a condom wrapper or something, SpaceX's Falcon 9 finally (finally!) blasted into the air above Cape Canaveral at 2:45 Friday afternoon.