Tom Scocca: Can we talk about the Coney Island Freakshow of Defective Timespersons?

Tom Scocca: See! The Ghastly Addict & His Frostbitten Tots!

Tom Scocca: Smell! The Uncontrollable Vomiting of the Food Expert!

Choire Sicha: And let's not forget: Marvel! At the Guy Who Can't Stop Doing Other Dudes!